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Ocdt Duvigneau @ Veronicas

*Topic for #Veronicas: Tignes Nightclub, Jagerbulls for €5! Fancy dress mandatory for all MSUOTC personnel, Tonight: Ravers outfits!
*Ocdt_Duvigneau has joined #Veronicas
*Ocdt_Woods has joined #Veronicas
*Ocdt_Duvigneau is taking a break from the dance floor
[pm to Ocdt_Woods] BLARRRR DRUNKEN LALALALALALA
*Semi_Attractive_Girl has joined #Veronicas
*Semi_Attractive_Girl is now known as Girl_A
*Girl_B has joined #Veronicas
[Girl_A] HEy! U R Alex Woods, I KNO U LOL!
*Ocdt_Woods and Ocdt_Duvigneau look at each other, wondering who this girl is.
[Girl_A] i live just across teh roAD FROM U! dont u recognise me????
*Ocdt_Duvigneau Checks this girl out, notices less-attractive Girl_B standing behind her but pays no attention
[pm to Ocdt_Woods] Dude, you gotta stop pulling this trick off, everyone seems to know you in this town. shall i tell her about the fact your girl friend is in this roo- *interupted*
[pm from Girl_B] HEY! WHERE R U FROM?????
[Ocdt_Duvigneau] ………………… Luton.
[Girl_B] OMG! Im leik, from Harpenden!
[Girl_B] :D :D :D
[Ocdt_Duvigneau] … Haven’t heard of it :/
[Girl_B] :|
[Girl_B] :(
[Girl_B] D:
[Girl_B] YOU WHAT? ITS THE NEXT FCUKING TOWN!!!!111oneone *RAGE!!!!!* :@
[Ocdt_Duvigneau] I’m kinda new to the area…
*Girl_B interupts Girl_A who is still telling Alex how she knows him
[Girl_B] this fucking CUNT doesnt know where harpenden is, AND HE LIVES IN LUTON
[Ocdt_Duvigneau] i’ve lived there 2 days… Perhaps you could show me around :D
[Girl_B] Come on, We’re fucking leaving.
*Girl_B grabs Girl_A (who is still talking to woods) by the wrist and drags her out the bar
*Ocdt_Duvigneau chuckles to himself
*Ocdt_Woods :S

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