Penguin-Geese hybrids riding bikes (usually with stabilisers) and tricycles break into McDonalds, and steal all the orange tango.
Well like I said, they do get humorously bizarre, if a little short and sweet. The McDonalds in question was the one on the Oakenshaw roundabout, Redditch, notorious as a hub for chavs meeting in the car park showing off their latest alloys, in a town famous for having the highest rate of teenage pregnancies, ASBO’s and “pimped up rides” per head of population.
Oakenshaw McDonalds, on a seemingly chav-free day. I can't blame them for loving this place, we've all had our fun here. My mate Stu once spun out roughly where the turquoise car is.
For those that were wondering what a goose-penguin hybrid looks like, well, the bottom half was a goose, the top half of the body was a penguin. I’d have thought that was obvious; penguins just don’t have the dexterity to peddle bikes with those short pathetic legs of theirs.